எஸ்.எம்.எஸ் - படிக்க வேண்டியவையும் படிக்கக்கூடாதவையும்

Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?

A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
- Albert Einstein

Optimism has no inhibitions based on past experience.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

A best friend shares the good times and help you out by listening during the bad times.

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.


U picked me up,
U took me home,
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI



Which Part...of a man's body
has no bone,full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible for making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...



Both of you go up and down,
protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....
Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.



Wat is it dat a girl & boy
do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think! Think!! Think!!!
Donno

Voting..
Wat Else.


Q: to make it straight she pulls it,
to make it stand she rubs it,
to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it.
what is she doing?

A: threading a needle