கடவுள் ஏன் ஆணை முதல் படைத்தார்? சுட்ட எஸ்.எம்.எஸ் நகைச்சுவைகள்.

ஆங்காங்கு கண்டு தெரிவு செய்த சில நகைச்சுவைத் துணுக்குகள்:

God made whiskey,
God made pepsi,
God made me so
f***in sexy!
God made rivers.
God made lakes ,
God made u.........well we all make mastakes!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

The road to success is always under construction.


You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.
Little advice to guys :"Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…


Which is the attractive part of mathematics?
Algebra.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.
Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love,
time is eternity.


Short story

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.


How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.


The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?

sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with selfservice.

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental!!!

I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Sweet Things are to buy.
Sweet words are easy to say.
But Sweet people like you are very difficult to find.
May yourwhole life be as sweet you!

Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP dont have an Expiry date....

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.