Saturday 11 December 2010

விவரமான கேள்விகளும் வில்லங்கமான பதில்களும்.


Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

How can you tell twin witches apart?
It's not easy to tell which witch is which.

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn't raining.

If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden.

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key.

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.

What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
Your name.

What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hello, honey!"

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You are too young to smoke."


What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?

"Don't go away, I'll be back in an hour."

What does Brazil produce that no other country produces?
Brazilians.

What goes around a yard but doesn't move?
A fence.

What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A staircase.

What has four legs and a back but no body?
A chair.

What is the difference between here and there?
The letter T

What is the first thing you do in the morning?
You wake up.

What kind of coach has no wheels?
A football coach.

What person is always in a hurry?
A Russian.
(Rush-ian)

What piece of wood is like a king?

A ruler.


Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary.

Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
A horse.

2 comments:

பனித்துளி சங்கர் said...

எங்கிருந்துதான் இப்படி மேட்டர் பிடிக்கிரிங்களோ !
கலக்கல் . பகிர்வுக்கு நன்றி

ரஹீம் கஸ்ஸாலி said...

இந்த வாரம் தமிழ்மணம் சிறந்த இருபது வலைப்பூக்கள் பட்டியலில் -வது இடம் பிடித்தமைக்கு வாழ்த்துக்கள்.

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