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மணமகள் தேவை விளம்பரம்
WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D
 -from sms4smile

Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
.
.
Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything
-from sms4smile


Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
-from sms4smile

Global recession & financial crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that,
majority of the men have started loving their own wives..!!
 - Sunny Patna, Bihar.


SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-U
-from sms4smile

Love IS not how U forget but how U forgive
not how U listen but how U understand
not what U see but what U feel
and not how U let go but how U hold on
by Megha Shastri
Naugarh, India


Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts..
-from sms4smile

"Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!
Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!"
-from sms4smile

Real Love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walks along the beach...
In fact its based on respect, compromise, care and trust..!!
  by Rahul Kumar
Sanpada, Navi Mumbai

Opportunity
Is
Like
An
Ice
if
you
think
More
about
it
It Melts  - from sms4smile