Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Two men are talking. The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
My wife really worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
A smart wife will always ask her husband's opinion - after she has made up her mind.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Two men are talking. The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
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கல்யாணம் செய்து விட்டதால் இதுவெல்லாம் நம்பளுக்கு ஜுஜுபி!சும்மா படிக்கலாமேயென்று படித்தேன்!அது எப்படீங்க உங்களால் மட்டும்.....................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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