மாணவர்கள் கொடுத்த வித்தியாசமான பதில்கள்

தேர்வின்போது பதில் தெரியாவிடில் ஏதாவது எழுதிவிடுவது என்று சில மாணவர்கள் நினைக்கிறார்கள். அப்படி தேர்வுக் கேள்விகளுக்கு சில மாணவர்கள் கொடுத்த பதில்கள்:

• A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
• Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
  
• Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
• Liter: A nest of young puppies.
• Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
• Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
• Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.
  
• Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
• Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
• Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
• H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
• To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
• When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
  
• Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
• Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
• Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
• The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.