Keep the school clean ... stay home!
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
1 comment:
Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
This is very nice...
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