Questionable questions??????

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetable, then what is baby oil made from?

Is Disney World is the only place where people-trap operated by a mouse?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?

If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called Portugoose?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

Do Hindu Vampires avoid crosses or "soolam" (trident)?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is there a light in the fridge but never in the freezer?

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?