அந்த மாதிரி எஸ். எம். எஸ் கள்

FOUR REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.


This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

" I dont kno the meaning of the word FEAR".
"Do u kno the meaning of other words????"

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions
SMILE Is d best reaction in all situations
Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM,

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-
In the 70’s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?
..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting ..
ok i will put it in slowly ..
still hurting. .
ahh yeh ..
den lets try de other shoe madam

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE! This is ur friend PEPSODENT
Reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday


A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,When her friends asked her what happened?She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was MONEY