Wednesday, 5 October 2011

நகைச்சுவை: Exam Jokes

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator.
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator.




AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!!


Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!


The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Our teacher says that he gives us tests to find out how much we know.
Then all the questions are about things we don't know.

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.



Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
"Student are not Cheaters!!! We just really enjoy having the Same answers."

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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