Monday, 3 October 2011

நகைச்சுவை: விவரம் கெட்ட கேள்விகளும் வில்லங்கமான பதில்களும்



What should never be eaten after its served?
A tennis ball

சதுரமாக இருக்கும் வளையம் எது?
What type of ring is always square?
A boxing ring.

If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Green Bricks?
No, glass.

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.


Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the document.


Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Why is the letter T like an island?
It is the middle of waTer?


How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.


There are sixty cups on a table. If one falls down, then how many remain?
Seems quite easy and obvious right? On being verbally asked, you will think that the answer is 59! But is it? Read or 'hear' the question once more and carefully! There are 'sixty cups' (six-tea-cups) on the table. So if one falls down then 5 tea cups will remain!
 
 
 
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