Sunday, 12 September 2010

Car Sticker Jokes - நச்சுன்னு சில நகைச்சுவைகள் - சில படிக்கக் கூடாதவை


Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats

"If ass holes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

It's fun to cheat in an exam but, not on people.

Your village called they said that they are missing an idot.

Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

99% of the politicians give the rest a bad name.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW

A woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition!

Pigs might fly but this one drives

Make love not war - see driver for details.

Caution! Driver applying make-up

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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