Saturday, 11 September 2010

அந்த மாதிரி எஸ். எம். எஸ் கள்


FOUR REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!


Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.


This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

" I dont kno the meaning of the word FEAR".
"Do u kno the meaning of other words????"

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions
SMILE Is d best reaction in all situations
Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM,

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-
In the 70’s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.






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